Imagine if you could choose your mate this way. What requirements would the package need to detail for you to buy this?

7 Aug

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4 Responses to “Imagine if you could choose your mate this way. What requirements would the package need to detail for you to buy this?”

  1. Anonymous August 8, 2011 at 6:51 am #

    Right of the bat, need to package in a more dignified way.

    • Anonymous August 8, 2011 at 7:05 pm #

      What a bow? Women have been packaged in lace and latex for centuries. But wrapping a bow around his penis might not be as attractive as the pantyhose, bra and high heels we have been “marketed in” for decades. 8)

  2. Anonymous August 8, 2011 at 7:06 pm #

    And I really hope that the penis size is listed on the wrapper! Cause you know that really matters.

  3. Shannon August 8, 2011 at 9:46 pm #

    If by dignified you mean “face up”, then I agree.

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